The Wells Tower Wagon

“The Elvis Impersonator, the Karate Instructor, a Fridge Full of Severed Heads, and the Plot 2 Kill the President.”

-Wells Tower, owner of the 18th best name in America (The Hairpin, 2013), writes in GQ about “the dude in Mississippi who mailed ricin to Obama and then tried to frame some other dude in Mississippi for the crime.” I stopped in Tupelo, Miss., for lunch this summer and had some delicious fried chicken but saw exactly zero severed heads. [GQ]