What Tinder Messages Mean
Them: Hey! [Just sat down on the toilet!!]
You: Hi 🙂 [I’m kinda bored at work!!]
Them: Cute pics lol [Care to bone?]
You: [No thanks!]
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Them: Wow we both like Seamless/Obama/Chipotle! [Why is it so difficult to connect with another human being?]
You: HAHA/Amazing/LOL! [I know, it’s like, we’re all so in touch all the time and yet more alone than ever, right?]
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Them: How’s your day going? [don’t mind me, just laying some groundwork…]
You: Busy, but productive! [I have like nine gchat conversations open right now]
Them: Nice! So…would you say you’re…open-minded? 😉 [Would it be cool if I potentially do weird sex things to you?]
You: [Soft pass!]