The Legend of the Drop-Crotch Skinny Jean

The Legend of the Drop-Crotch Skinny Jean is a late 14th-century Middle English alliterative romance outlining an adventure of a thin young woman, a fashion model for a prestigious modeling organization. In the poem, the thin young woman accepts a challenge from a mysterious clothing company that is completely serious, from its jeans to its jumpsuits to its candles. The mysterious clothing company offers to allow anyone to make it wear drop-crotch skinny jeans if the challenger will wear a return pair of drop-crotch skinny jeans in a year and a day. The thin young woman accepts, and makes the company wear drop-crotch skinny jeans, only to have the company instantly absorb the drop-crotch of the drop-crotch skinny jeans up into its crotch, transforming them into a normal pair of jeans, and remind the thin young woman to meet it at the appointed time. In her struggles to uphold her oath, the thin young woman faithfully demonstrates the qualities of fashion and loyalty until her honor is called into question by a test crafted by the lady of the photo studio in which much of the story takes place. The Legend of the Drop-Crotch Skinny Jean is one of the better-known Fashion stories, which date back to the 12th century.

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