The Ballad of the Tabloid Darling
by Alyssa Bereznak
A poem composed entirely of Daily Mail subheds. (Previously: The Love Story of Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne.)
Making sure to put her feet up
They looked just like any other family
Loading up with festive goodies
A massage room, a library, a spacious pool, and a screening room.
On the Caribbean Island of Mustique
Morning ocean dip in a string bikini
Previously: The Best-Dressed Salads
Alyssa Bereznak is a columnist at Yahoo Tech and lives in Brooklyn with her cat. She tweets sometimes.