Modern Reasons for Admission
Reasons for admission to one asylum in the late 1800s included “Jealousy and Religion” and “Kicked in the Head by a Horse.” A version for today:
Imaginary Status Update
Hashtag Misuse
Emoji Translation Disorder
GIF Hallucinosis
Obsessive-Compulsive Email Refreshitis
Antisocial Netflixism
LOL & OMG
Binge Like-ing
Borderline E-Shopping Phobia
Premature Send
Parenting Blog-Induced Psychosis
Neglect of Computer
Google Fever
Secret Pinteresting
Selfie Personality Disorder
Inbox Zero Mania
Dum-Dum by Tweet
Natalie Eve Garrett is an artist and writer. She has all the crazies.