Lana Del Rey Lyrics, Ranked From Least to Most Relatable

by Malka Howley

me

13. “I’m pretty when I cry

12. “My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola

11. “Elvis is my Daddy, Marilyn’s my mother

10. “The prettiest in-crowd that you had ever seen

9. “Gimme them gold coins

8. “Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain

7. “Take me to the Hamptons

6. “Love you more than those bitches before

5. “There’s no remedy for memory

4. “Everybody’s rushing me

3. “I’m a sad girl

2. “My boyfriend’s pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me

1. “I like my candy

Malka Howley’s face gets really red and puffy when she cries. Come relate to her on Twitter, where she is @malkaclare.