The Most Satisfying People to Subtweet (in Ascending Order)

Facebook friends who don’t understand Twitter

Minor media celebrities

Aaron Sorkin

Beloved former boss

Hateful former boss

Current micromanaging boss

Person you are currently dating (and it’s going really well!)

Person you are currently dating (but they’ve been acting really weird lately??!)

Colleague who always responds to your ideas in meetings with “That’s one idea!”

A former spouse

A former President

Person you used to date (but you want back in)

Person you used to date (but you want them to want back in)

Person you are really attracted to (who favs your subtweets about them!)

Person you are really attracted to (who RTs your subtweets about them!)

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