Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
Chico’s Flama Earrings, $13.99 (were $45)
Oh, Chico’s, you crazy old bat! Are these more “Mary Poppins’ Umbrella” — in which case they better keep their mouths shut! — or “Adrienne Maloof on a Wednesday Morning?” Either way, they are perfect.
Cocoon Boat Neck Sweatshirt, $39.95 (was $58)
And THAT is how you do loungewear.
Yumi Kim Jeni Maxi Dress, $58 (was $209)
Just one example of the many gorgeous silk pieces from this designer that are inexplicably a million percent off right now? This image looks like crap; click through.
Boxsal Today’s Date Picnic Box, $24.95
Seriously, if you screw up Valentine’s Day this year, you are a lost cause.
Chinotto Apron, $19.95 (was $38)
Ladies in the reviews are saying this is so cute they want it to be a dress. Depending on who is over for dinner and how much of your butt they’re into seeing, why not give it a try?
Holga 35mm Deluxe Kit, $99.99 (was $188)
What IS all that crap? Someone find out and then send us a huge stack of photographic evidence.
Spanx Mini Half Slip, $26 (was $52)
This is the right price to pay for your first Spanx experience. Lots of styles are half off over there, ruuun!
T by Alexander Wang Jersey Mini Dress, $42.80 (was $107)
Grab one of these while your’e at it.
The Storymatic, $16.99 (was $34)
This would be fun to play with Edith. Edith, ready? A twin engine Cessna/moderate hoarding and OCD/one hit wonder girl group non-lead singer.
Kimchi Blue Leather and Suede Pumps, $19.99 (were $69)
I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak, I lose all control and something takes over me (real leather shoes for less than $25.)
Vintage Brass Cauldron, $299.99 (was $822)
What this old thing? Yeah, no big deal, just picked up a VINTAGE BRASS CAULDRON FROM THE 1700s for like 65% off or something like that. It’s cute, right? You hungry?