Terminator: Sure, Why Not

Look, I know that the science and timelines of the Terminator movies are hanging on by a fragile thread, and that this trailer seems to be like a pair of cyborg scissors sent back in time to hack away at whatever shreds of legitimacy remain for a film franchise about a robot who first is sent back in time to kill someone and then is sent back to slightly later time to save someone and her son and then is sent back to slightly later in time to save, I think, the son again, but I just do not care. Sarah Connor is one of the most important fictional role models in my life; I think about her when I’m at the gym, when I put on sunglasses, when I fight the patriarchy (literally all the time). Just look at this. So, I mean, I’m going to go see this movie no matter what. “Come see this movie if you want to” etc. Ok? Ok.