A Partial List of Known Aphrodisiacs & Anti-Aphrodisiacs

By The Hairpin February 12, 2015

by Anna Cherry

Anti-aphrodisiacs:

Baby books
Home
Winters, unshaven
Fifty Shades of Grey
Gluttony
The term “godly woman”
Co-ed office bathrooms
Office bathrooms
Content marketing
B2B marketing webinars
Obliterative edits
Full-time job, no benefits
The gate, closing
No gym
No benefits
Sex dream about my brother
The Weeknd in practice
The Wolf of Wall Street, all 180 minutes
Southern Baptist youth ministers
This blog.
Pre-war apartment cockroaches, clutter, and grime
Dates
The gate, closing
Paris sex museum
Old Xanga posts (probably)
Infant niece
Dude high on hash at our Halloween party who stroked my leg and said it was like a nice “jamón”
HTML
Dick pics
Death

Aphrodisiacs:

Direct deposits
Procrastination
Marijuana
Alcohol
Caffeine
Olives with pits
Flamenco
YouTube
FKA twigs
Hostel bars
Kissing a stranger to Bon Iver
Being a stranger
Harry Fear (never met)
Grand Canyon (never been)
Camping (been once)
Basketball players
Lifting weights
Washington Heights bachata, blasted
Blue is the Warmest Color trailers
The Weeknd in theory
Candles, lit casually
Fresh produce
Red Hot Chili Peppers
College
Leisure
Rage on the sidewalk near my office
Revelation after Paris sex museum
Dirty Dancing, and the practice
Ugly
Sharp
“You can get it in the supermarket, but the good stuff is from the charcuterie. If I show you this real saucisson from a charcuterie, you will have an orgasm.”
Perfume
Cookies
Death