Fusion has won Throwback Thursday; they’re going through all the 2000 issues of Teen People, and…

Fusion has won Throwback Thursday; they’re going through all the 2000 issues of Teen People, and guys, we were all such messes in the early aughts. Thank god skinny jeans were invented and we could also finally start looking cool and not dragging our bootcut jeans on the dirty mall floor outside of the Orange Julius while listening to HitClips. Take a gander back to yesteryear, where Lil’ Kim lived her best life and said things like:

“Biggie [late rapper the Notorious B.I.G.] bought me this leather motorcycle jacket. I used to wear it with white spandex and white boots. It’s special to me because one point I wasn’t able to keep leather jackets; I would either leave them a friend’s house or lose them.”

Same.