“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

Little did Abraham Lincoln know that I would go through BOTH in such a short period of time: Haley is officially on vacation so she left me with the keys for a week, and you know when your blog mother/work husband/big sister leaves for a week and you’re like “yeah this will be fine I can totally handle adult-teen blogging on my own for a bit” but then DRAKE DROPS A NEW MIXTAPE WHILE YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY HOME FROM A KANYE WEST CONCERT and you’re like “THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH” so then you decide to take it slow and start by listening to the most popular song on iTunes first and immediately Drake is like, “My acting days are over,” crushing the hearts of the scores of men and women who fell in love with him back when he was Wheelchair Jimmy (aka me), and you just decide, “Nope, that’s it, I can’t handle this, I’m shutting down the blog until Haley gets back,” but then Haley texts you at 4AM like “oh yes I knew this was happening I am the queen of Toronto” and you’re like “SCREW YOU MLOTEK, I’M GONNA BLOG MY ASS OFF” so idk, here we are.

I’m at the helm of the Good Ol’ Blog for the next week, and come Monday, I am bringing in some excellent reinforcements. Got any questions? You know where to find me (but also you can email me, too).