Exciting News About My Totally Real “Scarface” Remake

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Funny you should ask; I absolutely have written a script that reimagines the movie Scarface from the perspective of the film’s best and most important character, Elvira, and spends a great deal of time exploring her origins and emotions and also her skincare and nail routines, and I would gladly use the time machine I have handy to go back in time and film this with Michelle Pfeiffer reprising the original role! You’re welcome, Hollywood.