Alternative Names For Summer Bugs

by Alexandra Molotkow

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Moth
Bird of heck

Butterfly
Floppy homina

Boll weevil
Crazy dots

Carpet beetle
Rascally phews

Ladybug
Winged emoji

Crane fly
Lunatic daddy

Bumble bee
Thimble puff

Harvestman
Haunted toothpick

Hornet
Frig drill

Earthworm
Floppy goshes

Pillbug
Motherless shrugs

Flying cockroach
Lucifer’s barrette

Cicada
Screeching log

Fly
Filth hisser

Earwig
Dirt ogre

Centipede
No-no’s