How to Wear Shorts (FOR MEN ONLY)

By Choire Sicha July 7, 2015

Sorry ladies, but you can certainly share this with a man in your life. The July 2015 GQ has a whole spread on how to wear shorts which is not the same thing they published last month or this mysterious and undated slideshow on the same topic, nor of course all of the other times they’ve done this. Just in time right? It’s so hot out and my pants are cramping my ankles.

Here are the rules of wearing shorts for men:

• Make sure your shorts have enough material to completely cover and obscure everything from your butthole on forward and around the front, including anything that sticks out of your body below your belly button.

• Wash these shorts once a week or so, preferably by swimming in them.

• Don’t wear them to work unless you have one of those fake jobs like blogger or secretary.

Now you’re ready to be in a magazine like this cat!!! Don’t forget your Lacoste wristband. It’s summer.