The Nanny Did It (Him)
Us Weekly hatched from the New York Times in 1977, has taken 38 long years to finally create its most ideal sentence. But here we are at last, thanks to Ben Affleck finding at last true love with his nanny, who is 14 years younger than he is. READY? IT IS:
“The Arizona State University communications grad soon developed an attraction to the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice star.”
Yesssss. Close down. You did it!