Types Of Underwear, Ranked

15. The underwear you wear the day your app says you’re going to get your period
14. The underwear you ruin when your period comes two days late
13. The underwear you wear when you’re going to the gynaecologist
12. The underwear you wear when you’re going to the dentist
11. The underwear you wear to the gym
10. The underwear you wear because it’s on top of the clean pile
9. The underwear you wear with *those* jeans
8. The underwear you wear under *that* dress
7. The underwear you wear when you’re finally going to get your life together and become one of *those* people who have matching bras and underwear
6. The underwear you wear for a very special Instagram DM
5. The underwear you wear on a Tinder date
4. The underwear you wear on a second date
3. The underwear you wear on a tenth date
2. The underwear you wear on a first date
1. No underwear