Mission Impossible: I Still Don’t Understand How Tall Everyone Is

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We have met Jeremy Renner, Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames before. It was 2011, when the last Mission Impossible movie came out. (That one was good too!)

There were questions then… and there are questions now. The biggest question always is, however: how tall is everyone?

Perspective is our enemy — and our friend.

If you had to guess who is taller than whom….

…you would eventually guess correctly.

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Or would you? Tom Cruise, by the way, is 53 years old!

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But Jeremy Renner is just a mere boy of 44.

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Jeremy Renner is 5’10”.

In fact, according to Hollywood, Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg are both 5’10” and are both heterosexual.

Jeremy Renner’s former wife is 5’8″. (She’s from Canada!!!)

The wonderful Rebecca Ferguson is 5’7″.

She’s from Stockholm!

So is Tom Cruise! 5’7″ I mean. Not from Stockholm.

They are the same height.

idk anymore!!!

Hmm.

Rebecca Ferguson is wearing heels here with 5’10” Simon Pegg.

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Cobie Smulders, from Age of Ultron, is 5’8″.

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This is the best photo I could find of the heels she was wearing that night.

And Jeremy Renner is here with six-foot Ving Rhames.

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Alec Baldwin is also six foot.

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And how!

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Ireland Baldwin is, at 6’2″ in bare feet, taller than everyone around her. Especially Paramount CEO Brad Grey, who is 5’5″ in height but a million miles high in riches.

HOW TALL IS ANYONE? I am not sure if I have any idea.

TOO SOON?

Suri Cruise is nine years old and the metal terrorism bollards at JFK are at least three feet tall.