Which Greek Island Are You Going To Buy?

There’s a lot of Greek islands up for grabs, as usual, and there might be a lot more soon. I hear the blogs are saying you can pick up Mykonos in exchange for a handful of AAA batteries. Ugh those pesky little batteries!

There are of course lots of fine American islands to buy so consider going local. I’ll take Namaste Island please!

Before buying an island, ask yourself:

* Do you know how to dig a well or build a desalinization plant?

* Do you have a nuclear bomb to hide?

* What if you buy an island and it’s just 100% snakes, like some nightmare, but it was real, and you were on your island just thigh-deep in snakes every day, and you got used to it eventually, but really, like, they were just using you as something to rub up against when they were molting?

I’m just asking the hard questions here.