“The Sexiest High Schooler Alive”

by Liz Colville

“As completely dorky and young as he may look in this picture, admit it: Ryan Reynolds is totally the type of guy you’d have had a crush on in High School, gelled (and possibly highlighted?) hair and all. And he was romantic, too! — “

DO NOT AGREE. The man is some sort of hot dog/man hybrid. What he wrote in the yearbook is also included in this breaking news item:

It’s only been two years for me but I wish it were longer. Favorite memories: Ali: you, me, one big city, and a handycam;…

WHAT. Here’s the rest.