The Swiss Roll Diet

by Liz Colville

We are all about diets this week! The wine diet! The prune diet (as part of a balanced wine diet)! The consistently moderately alcohol-using diet (see above)! Now comes the Swiss Roll diet, perpetrated by a woman in England who seriously only ate them for nine months. The woman describes that period as a “strange time,” and her wake-up call came when she got stuck in a swing. Now she’s fine, back to eating plants and animals and things.