“Some of the Most Ridiculous Guys Get Laid All the Time”

by Liz Colville

Nerve’s second installment of “What They Wear to Get Laid,” about real people wearing real things to meet fellow real people, is all about the guys. One guy says he would definitely wear loafers because “there’s really no excuse for dudes to wear sneakers when they’re going out,” something that unfortunately 100% of the men I’ve ever gone out with do not agree with. Another man with teeth so white they match his white jeans says, “I do have my sex jeans.” And in fact, an overwhelming number of men in this article seem to think that jeans and a t-shirt is the thing to wear if one wants to get laid, a statistic I want to hate, but actually like, because honestly, do you even remember what the best dudes are wearing, ever?