ESPN Now Has a Website for Ladies

by Liz Colville

ESPN has launched a website called espnW for women. The ‘w’ in the website’s logo has a certain flair to it that is both feminine and athletic, as if it’s trying to say, “You won’t catch me writing in a pink marker, necessarily, but you might catch me writing in an effortlessly cool and neat style of handwriting that many people, but mostly men, envy, because men have terrible handwriting and prefer to type things, which can limit their ability to truly express themselves, which is not a predicament we will be finding ourselves in here at espnW, even though we do mostly use keyboards too, so allow the ‘w’ to be a constant reminder to you of women’s arguable superiority to men, of what we mean and how we mean it.”