Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Deez Nuts

In registering with the Federal Election Commission last month, Deez Nuts listed an address in rural Wallingford, Iowa, that is the home of Mark and Teresa Olson. Mr. Olson, who farms 2,000 acres of corn and soybeans, said in an interview that Deez Nuts was his son Brady, who begins his sophomore year in high school next week.

Like any surging candidate, Deez Nuts has been besieged with requests from the national news media since becoming an Internet meme, but has said he would be interviewed only by email. “School’s starting back up and I still have to sort this out,’’ he wrote to this reporter.

Asked why Deez Nuts entered the presidential race, Brady replied, “To clear the way for a future third-party movement.’’

*a proud single tear falls from my eye as I consider the children who are the future of my adopted country*