Unverified Uses For Essential Oils

These amazing remedies are absolutely not approved by the FDA

  • Rosemary oil for menstrual cramps.
  • Basil oil to find your other shoe.
  • Lemon oil to clean whatever.
  • Frankincense oil to swallow fewer spiders while you are sleeping.
  • Yarrow oil to solve land disputes.
  • Tea tree oil to throw a magnificent dinner party for six of your closest friends.
  • Clove oil to kill nests of witches.
  • Eucalyptus oil to eliminate background noise during conference calls.
  • Sage oil to make your ex feel a sudden emptiness.
  • Peppermint oil for overdraft fees.
  • Juniper oil to remember.
  • Grapefruit oil to forget.