What Animals Would You Like to See Die Next?
By Edith Zimmerman January 19, 2011
Now the cows are dying too. Who should go next? Can the spiders go next? I know, I know, everyone loves spiders, they’re so cool, but whatever. (Right now the spiders are like, in their tiny voices, “oh, fuck you!” And they’re writing a little petition, like, “humans next, humans next!” Well fuck you, spiders! With your weird little arms.)