Monsters, Ranked
by Alexandra Molotkow
32. Killer house cats
31. Clowns
30. Werewolves
29. Strange children
28. Ghost children
27. Mists/fogs/etc.
26. Frankenstein’s monster, Karloff
25. Frankenstein’s monster, De Niro
24. Zombies, slow-moving
23. Country people who eat people
22. Sea monsters, mythological
21. Snow monsters, beast
20. Moths
19. Vampires, sexy
18. Vampires, rabid
17. Aliens, Grey
16. Aliens, Aliens
15. Aliens, amorphous
14. Tyrannosaurus rex
13. Demons, generic
12. Demons, Cenobite
11. Demons, sexual
10. Sea monsters, actual (real things that live in the sea)
9. Snow monsters, anthropomorphic
8. Zombies, fast-moving
7. Witches, teenage
6. Witches, adult
5. Baba Yaga
4. Grim reaper
3. Skeletons, menacing
2. Skeletons, delightful
1. “From within”