Named a Bug After You Because I Love You

by Bonnie

Maybe she wants you to take her to the zoo on Valentine’s Day and point to one special hissing cockroach, out of many thousands of roaches, and tell her, “See that roach? The ugliest one? Her name is Jennifer too, just like you!”

For $10, you can name one of the Bronx Zoo’s roaches. The donation goes the Wildlife Conservation Society.

Naming a roach in honor of someone near and dear to your heart shows that you’ve noticed how resilient, resourceful, and loyal that person is

Or how loyal she was, before you did this horrible thing to her and ruined the most romantic day of the year.