Which One of You Monkeys Is Banksy?

“The fun but disquieting scenario is that if the film wins and five guys in monkey masks come to the stage all saying, ‘I’m Banksy,’ who the hell do we give it to?” — The reason the director of the Academy Awards is not going to let Banksy’s wear a disguise to the ceremony. Crisis averted! Except he realizes that now it’s pretty much guaranteed that Banksy will pay five random guys to show up in monkey masks, right? Let’s get ready to be diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisquieted!