New Yorker Robot Malfunctions, Butchers Tina Fey

“The fastest remedy for this ‘women are crazy’ situation is for more women to become producers and hire diverse women of various ages. That is why the writer feels obligated to stay in the business, and that is why she can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless she does, in which case that is nobody’s business. Does the writer want to have another baby? Or does she just want to turn back time and have her daughter be a baby again?” — Says the robot who generated this hilarious abstract of Tina Fey’s working mother article. He/she/it clearly does not understand the struggles of being a woman who does it all. Unless he/she/it does, in which case that is nobody’s business!