Nails Fit for a Princess

Kate Middleton is going to be a princess! She is sooo blessed and is totally living the dream of literally every single girl ever born on this planet. We gotta celebrate this triumph by painting our nails. Yeah! Let’s use this one kind of polish that was made especially to pay tribute to our beloved Kate. It’s called “No More Waity Katie” — because she’s never going to wait for anything ever again — and it’s made by Butter London. According to the New York Times, “The polish is a shade of greige (gray and beige combined) with a splash of lilac glitter.” Tres regal! It’ll be the hottest shade for spring because it’s perfect for gnawing off your nails as you grow increasingly agitated about the fact that you are never ever (not ever!) going to be a princess.