Smell Your Feelings to Death

Want to do something mean to your friend? (“Always — I hate them.”)

There’s a new line of perfume — haha, did I just lose you? I think I just lost myself, so it’s cool — there’s a new line of perfume called 21 Drops (“a 21st century approach to health”), where each of the 21 perfumes is supposed to address some sort of personal shortcoming. Heavy hearted? Try blend 13. Headache? No. 5. Unsure? No. 3, etc. Which is cute and all, but on each one, next to a description of the perfume’s properties and a photo of its uncrushable bottle, they suggest you “Gift This.” Which, ha.

Cassie, here. I don’t know, it just made me think of you?