5,300-Year-Old Man Kind of Looked Like Ed Harris

Oetzi is a guy who died five thousand years ago and was then found by hikers in the Alps in 1991. He has subsequently inspired a tattoo on Brad Pitt’s forearm (which Brad has never explained) and, now, a fleshed-out replica of himself, meaning we can finally see what he looked like.

Underwhelming, but he’s better than the Denisovans. Plus he had tattoos himself — just a bunch of little lines on his knees and ankles, but if you connect them it makes a portrait of Brad Pitt, which is weird.