Things Men Should Wear: Clothing

The new fashion and online shopping site for men Mr. Porter (Net-A-Porter’s brother) breaks down “the classic items every man should own for spring/summer,” and their list includes such crucial classics as “jeans,” “t-shirts,” “underwear,” and “socks.” Are you writing this down?

Also, “bracelet” and … No. 29. Moment of silence for No. 29. Additional moment of silence for No. 28, who has been Black Swann’d.