Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

I sit on my couch and watch TV, paint my nails, and browse websites’ 70%-off sections compulsively. Please buy this stuff for me, or for yourself.

Four “Renaissance” Juice Glasses and/or Goblets, from $26.90 (was from $32)
They come in pink!

Vintage Guatemalan Belt, $12
You could wear this with that dress you bought last week or with everything else. Or with this:

Madewell Silk Streetcar Romper, $89.99 (was $128)
Getting a jump(er) on summer.

Anthropologie Perpetual Blooms Towels, $3.95 — $19.95 (were $8 — $36)
I have these towels and they are the best towels and everyone wants to shower in my shower when they come over.

Digby & Iona Skunk Skull, $90
OK, this is not on sale but I waaant it. From the description: “By designer Christine Facella of Beetle & Flor, the North American Wildlife collection is inspired by her work as a science illustrator for the Vertebrate Paleontology department at the Museum of Natural History in New York.” Someone gets to be a science illustrator for the Vertebrate Paleontology department? AAAAaaaaahhhhhH!

Hudson Mohawke: Valentine’s Slow Jams, Chapter IV, free
More free music. Happy late Valentine’s.

Anthropologie Radiance Flatware, $19.95 (was $48)
OK, the negative reviews say that the dessert fork and teaspoon are TINY, so you’ll have to also get a baby or a doll, but then you’ll be all set!

Sephora’s three free samples with every order
DID YOU EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A THING!?!? [Ed. note — I DID! I always get perfume.]

Zingerman’s Aged Balsamic Sampler, $20 (was $25)
I would get these and pour them all right into my mouth and then put the empty bottles on top of my jewelry box and hang earring from them. But that’s just me.

Urban Outfitters Asymmetrical Fedora, $6.99 (was $34)
I do not understand why this is on such mega sale. It’s ‘70s-inspired and totally the rage for spring. Caught you slippin’ UO! Caught you slippin’!

Jane Feltes produces the radio program “This American Life.”