Excuse Me, Is That a Justin Bieber in Your Hair?

BREAKING NEWS! According to People, “A lock of [Justin Bieber’s] freshly-chopped tresses, which he’d gifted to Ellen DeGeneres in a signed box the day after his much-buzzed-about cut, was put to auction on eBay last week, and today, sold for a whopping $40,668.”

It sucks that none of us won this auction. (Unless you did, in which case, MEGACONGRATS!) But lets look on the bright side, there are still plenty of opportunities to invest in Bieber hair-related items. For instance, how charming are these Justin Bieber Hairpins? At just $8, they’re a terrific value, and if you’re willing to put up the full $40,668 then you can own roughly 5,033 pairs of these gems.