How Will the Chickens Ever Repay Us?

If you thought the life of a caged chicken was maybe getting a little too cushy, don’t worry — it turns out they actually feel empathy for one another, meaning that when they see their friends and family hobbling around on disgustingly broken bones or undergoing upsetting “husbandry practices,” they get stressed out as well.

And if it turns out the afterlife is an eternity of being roasted in a giant oven and having our babies eaten in front of us, we at least can’t be surprised. “Shit, I did actually see this coming.” “Ahh, me too.”