Aliens’re Just Not That Into Us

“Secret documents” released recently in Britain reveal some sobering truths about extra terrestrials — namely, that they were all over the place in the ’70s but have since appeared to lose interest. Is it because we look fat in this skin?

I’d ask which of the “documents” is your favorite, but the “Oxfordshire Mystery” is objectively unbeatable. (Although the “Abduction in Barnes” hits frighteningly close to home.)