Tiny Robber Called Out

“Fucking twat took my bag home.” — An elementary school assistant forgot to hang up the phone after leaving a polite voicemail about the five-year-old girl who “accidentally” took home her school satchel, and could be heard continuing to summarize the event for another person in the room. “I don’t believe it,” says the girl’s mother, who received the voicemail. “I don’t want someone teaching my daughter who seems to think she’s a twat.”