The Kate Middleton Doll Is Pretty Good

Date someone for a decade and they make you a decent doll.

For the first time in over 350 years, a non-royal like one of us is beginning that journey for real. … Experience the thrill of her engagement by owning one of the most elegant and regal treasures in the world.

Experiencing the thrill of Kate’s engagement costs $195, which if it actually works would be a good deal.