Don’t Worry, Be Happy

“Minuscule amounts of radioactive particles believed to have come from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear power plant have been detected on the U.S. west coast.” — La la la la la, I can’t heeeear you. (Seriously, it’s nothing to freak out about. The levels are too low to be dangerous, and besides a very “reputable” source has decided that radiation is actually good for you.)