You Are No Match For a Polar Bear

“Unfortunately, neither playing dead nor fighting back works as well against polar bears as against their smaller relatives. They’re often more interested in eating you than in neutralizing you as a threat, so playing dead might just make their job easier. Fighting back is pretty useless, too, but if you find yourself rolling around the tundra with a one-ton polar bear, you don’t have much to lose.” — Great advice on how to fight a polar bear (aka die with dignity).