Relationshapes!

By The Hairpin April 7, 2011

by David Rees

Cappuccinos. . . Lexus sedans. . . Dolce & Gabbana underwear. . . you love the finer things in life. And that’s why, when it comes to choosing an internet cartoon, you turn to Relationshapes. So let down your hair, paint your nails any color you want, and enjoy!

I was wandering around NYC last weekend when I was accosted by yet another Relationshapes superfan. I had to take down his message by hand because I didn’t have an answering machine for him to speak into. Here’s the partial transcript:

“Do you know if the 6 train is running . . . oh wait, I recognize you . . . you’re Relationshapes guy! Big fan . . . love you, love those shapes (etc.) . . . first thing I read every morning . . . you smell incredible, is that Dolce & Gabbana Underwear Cologne (Yes) . . . it’s me, Mario Batali, the famous chef . . . gift certificate to my restaurant . . . eat all you want . . . my hero . . . it would do me honor if you would wear my strange clogs . . . etc. etc. ”