Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Splendid Striped Slub Pullover, $49 (was $79)
Don’t you already have a sweater exactly like this that’s making you worry about ordering another one?

Dressing Room Loungers, $19.95 (were $48)
Fine. You wanna go to sleep angry and not sexy? Up to you, dude, but remember I have amazing choices. Amazing wonderful options.

Velvet & Raffia Peep Toe Wedge, $32.50 — PLUS buy one, get one for $15!
I promise you this doesn’t look like velvet. That’s how come it’s on sale. Go in!

Laine Bracelet, $16.99 (was $34)
This bracelet’s baller. I don’t care what anyone says: Chico’s is the joint for ridiculous yet wearable costume jewelry. Ask ya mom.

The Crocheter’s Companion, $20.29 (was $28.99)
My mom has given every knitter in our fam The Knitter’s Companion, and it’s been a life-saving stand-in for her expert wisdom. I only assume the same is true of this book. WHOA, JANE JUST GOT SO REAL.

Marni Printed Maxi Organza Dress, $1,218 (was $3,480)
Someone we’ve never heard of PLEASE buy this and at the very least wear it to a party and send photos. At the very most set up a checkout system.

Sesame Letterpress Dessert Plates, $19.99 (were $32)
Lack of dessert plates is the final dinner-party-avoidance frontier.

Wanda Denim Jumpsuit, $81 (was $270)
Look, it’s now or never. You can totally puss out and say “never,” but just know this might be as close as you’re gonna get. The shit is eighty bucks. Ima cinch mine with a belt. Team Jumpsuit!?

Flachet Peasant Blouse by Malene Birger, $79.50 (was $265)
How to wear this: over a beautiful camisole of any color, over a very vibrantly colored bra shaded behind a neutral coat, OR over a bikini.

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