A Man, a Plan, Masturbation

I try but I cannot stay away from Rich Santos, Marie Claire’s doofily heartbreaking man-blogger. Today he explains, with something approaching clumsy pride, why he rarely orgasms during sex:

I satisfy myself quite often. All this self-stimulation not only tires me out, but it creates a high standard for physical pleasure because I’m the only one who knows exactly what I want. Masturbation is isolating: I am more comfortable orgasming by myself than with another person.

He goes on: “Women have cried after sex because I didn’t ejaculate” but that “I don’t mind if I don’t.” Hmm, stop masturbating so much? I don’t know, this is bumming me out.