Every Step You Take I’ll Be Watching You

“Apple has made it possible for almost anybody — a jealous spouse, a private detective — with access to your phone or computer to get detailed information about where you’ve been.” — Hahahaha. Wait, what? Yes, it seems that your cute little iPhone has been tracking your every move and then saving that information to a secret file which is also copied to your computer when you sync your phone. Obviously this is completely terrifying for everyone, except blackout drunks and people with amnesia who can now finally solve the mystery of where they were last Thursday between 11pm and 3am.