Stunning Upset in Bratz vs. Barbie

“During long hours of testimony during the retrial, jurors were presented with an arsenal of star witnesses, damaging emails and dozens of dolls.”
 — The doll world is rocked today by Bratz’ “stunning victory” over Mattel in the case of Who Owns the Rights to the Bratz Dolls, Part Deux: The Retrial. Some crazy shit! Bratz, however, remain trollish little homuncusluts. Can I say that? (Although, to be fair, the only thing that ever made me miss my morning subway stop was Margaret Talbot’s Bratz piece in the New Yorker. So good!)