Juicebox

It’s lame to straightforwardly suggest new slang, so I’m probably killing this before it’s even been born, but “juicebox” could maybe be the new “douchebag.” What do you think? You hate it? But you could say j-box and stuff. No, please don’t comment. Or do comment, make fun of it, and then it can do that full circle thing where it sucks and then it doesn’t. Right? Am I being the j-box now? Oh, am I about to get a ticket for illegally j-boxing? Haha. Carrie, what have you created?!