Reasons to Be an Hourglass

1. You’d be beautiful.

2. Everyone would treat you nicely.

3. You’d have one job forever. No stress.

4. No secrets. You’d be transparent, doing your thing.

5. No worries. You couldn’t see or care about anything.

6. You’d never mess up. If the sand told the wrong time it’d be the fault of the person who made or broke you. Not responsible for failure.

7. You’d be small and manageable.

8. You couldn’t say anything stupid.