How to Become a Mummy in Los Angeles

“But aside from the tragedy of a person growing old and eventually dying alone in her home, there’s a question that must be asked here: How did she come to be mummified?”
 — In case you’re still stuck on the horrible and yet peaceful thing that happened to former Playmate Yvette Vickers, the answer is that LA is hot and dry enough to make it possible, and there were enough holes in her house to keep the dry breeze blowing. So, make friends and keep your house in one piece, so that when you die alone you can molder into the floorboards like regular.